Don't be fooled by the title of this post, the movie is mediocre at best and if anything the movie is OVER-rated. But I want to veer away from the C-List acting and terrible relationship between a self-absorbed teenage girl and her current obsession...vampires. I want to focus more on...THE HOOK-UP POTENTIAL!!!
So Elaina left her phone at her work, so she was unable to go to the theatre and save seats. So the task of fending off modern folklore obsessed tweens was delegate to yours truly. But "The Prothanh" (pronounced PROTON) stayed true to his name and remained positive...the things you do for your significant other huh, am i right??!! Needless to say I did not know what I was up against. IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH TWEENS!!!! And you can't just stand there and not meet people because lets be honest, you're an AWESOME magnet. Awesome things/people just are attracted to you.
But anyways, having a significant other on hand, I just sat back and observed the potential. I must say it was vast. Well granted it was dark, so true judgement of physicality and legality was skewed. This is like the perfect place to meet chicks!! I mean lets looks at the angles for introduction:
1. They are already there.
2. 90% of the theatre population are girls.
3. They are obsessed with weird things like Vampires and Werewolves (so you know they're ready to get down).
However, you need a wingman/wingwoman. Preferably a wingwoman, so you can play the sensitive card. Unlike a wingman, where all you can play is a "I LIKE DUDES" card.
But I really don't know if you wanna take the risk because this tween series is pretty terrible. I HATE BELLA and I don't say HATE a lot, especially not with CAPITAL letters. BUT I HATE BELLA. She's so self absorbed and thinks that her life is so terrible, and wants to be the Undead. And plus she wants to be with this vampire guy that she meet her first day in a new school...FOREVER!! I mean all this drama and romance will be a tad bit justified if she was 25+ but she's not even legal yet. I blame these series for contributing to the increased divorce rates. Girls and Guys fresh out of adolescent are convinced that they need to have a story book ending and skip all the in between. They don't realize that the "in between" is what creates their story book ending.
Granted I'm no expert of relationships. It seems like a lot of kids are in such a rush to grow up and they don't have time to be kids.
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